Taylor Swift's acceptance speech before Kanye interrupted her #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
BlackBerry battery life #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
The pause Dora makes after she asks you a question #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Voldemort's nose #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
The hashtag #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
The E! special about her marriage #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
How long the Vikings stay ahead in a game #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
The sleeves on beaters #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Lindsay Lohan's line of coke #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Mariah Carey's high note #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
A yellow light #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Ronnie and Sam's relationship #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
How long my gum keeps it's flavor #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
My morning shower #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
An episode of Phineas and Ferb #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Ellen Degeneres' cock #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Charles Barkley's golf swing #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
The gap in Michael Stwayhan's teef #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Kalae Loudenslager's last name #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
My commute to/from work #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Harrison's presidency #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Britney's first marriage #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
The month of February #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Lightening bolt #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Make a bowl of cereal #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Rebecca Black's career #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
How long Richard Simmons was in the closet #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
A new year's resolution #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
A chode #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Lil Kim's legs #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Mini-Me #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
P90X #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
..Everything? #thingslongerthankimsmarriage
*Note: These are not all my own, most of them are on twitter, just thought I'd help spread the laughter :)
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